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Countess Dracula found out quick about Vlad's quick quick temper & fast brutal hands soon after their godless nuptials. Bite a wino or crack monkey, watch out. Long story short, she had no fangs, no teeth at all in the front. Still, she needed sustenance... She still could fly; windows still were left open; and if by fate she could not bite, well, then, she could suck. And suck she did, long and hard, & she (Andrea) seems very, very, healthy, thank you very much. The Count's down with a virus, though.