AcmeShorts

The Critic Martin Hump got out of bed feeling mean. He laboriously composed many scathing critiques of the scat content and lack o' talent, etc. on his most-detested website, Acme Shorts. Dot com. The digs were fast and furious: 'A certain Mr. Johnny Bowels fails to amaze.' 'Unreal IS real---really, really gay.' 'Acme Shorts puts the 'litter' in literary'. But like most drug addicts Hump forgot the whole thing when he shat his drawers like a Frenchman & passed out.