The new secretary at work had a wonderful laugh. She and Joe hit it off right away. She had a boyfriend but she flirted with him anyway so he felt safe about it, like it was okay on some level. Her name was Alice. She invited him out for a drink and he went along with it, still feeling safe about the whole thing. They were so witty in their haze. They got along famously. He hid his erection when he went to the toilet. She invited him home and he calmly accepted. The three of them sat on the couch, Alice and her boyfriend and Joe, drinking gin and tonic and smoking Joe's cigarrettes. He hoped they could all take a shower or something before, you know, they fucked or whatever. Men stink is why.
Date Written: November 30, 2005 Author:TheBuyer Average Vote: 3.5
Comments:
11/30/2005Will Disney: Wait - where did that boyfriend come from again? The three of them?
Otherwise, a pleasure.
11/30/2005anonymous: alice has a boyfriend. they co-habitate.
11/30/2005TheBuyer: If only Jon Matza were here. Hell, anyone to tell me what to vote would be great.
11/30/2005Klause Muppet (4): Hah! Men do stink.
11/30/2005qualcomm (3):
12/1/2005Will Disney (5):
12/1/2005TheBuyer: You're a good man, Disney Brown.
12/1/2005Mr. Pony (3.5):
12/1/2005Litcube (3):
12/2/2005TheBuyer: Oh look, dinks!
12/5/2005Klause Muppet: Litcube, you're killing Acme with all your low voting! You owe The Buyer (and any guest author you've recently voted on) at least another 2 stars. At least!
12/5/2005Litcube: Acme died when Jon Matza left. Everyone knows that.
12/6/2005Klause Muppet: I am a member of the Jon Matza fan club.
12/6/2005Mr. Pony: Jon Matza's not dead!
12/6/2005Litcube: Mr. Pony is right. Jon Matza lives on in the hearts of us all.
12/9/2005scoop (2.5): A bit inert, this one. The short is as bland as the banal and pleated characters it portrays.
Otherwise, a pleasure.