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Ronaldo shook the last few drops of neon yellow riboflavin piss from his thickening wiener. The visual shock at the torrent of saffron fluid spewing out of his penis was mildly erotic. He let slip a fatigued sigh. Bleaching the pouch of his dingy FTLs would have to wait until after the masturbation.
Date Written: October 14, 2005
Author: Streifenbeuteldachs
Average Vote: 4.66667
Comments:
10/14/2005 Will Disney: nice opening word!
10/14/2005 Mr. Pony: Ronaldo?
10/14/2005 Ewan Snow: I love the first word of this one.
10/14/2005 Ewan Snow: Oops. Didn't see Disney's comment before I posted...
10/14/2005 Will Disney: Ha! Sucker!
10/16/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: I'm the man.
10/18/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): I'm the man.
10/18/2005 Klause Muppet: Why not just give yourself 5 stars? It means as much.
10/18/2005 Klause Muppet: No seriously, give yourself a 5.
10/18/2005 Klause Muppet (5): Like this!
10/18/2005 Jon Matza (5): Yah! Yah!
10/19/2005 Klause Muppet: See, everyone's having fun!
08/18/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (4): depressing