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New Additions. Fagnet: noun. term for a straight male often mistaken for a gay male. The fagnet is often found fending off the unwanted advances of his gay male co-workers and acquaintences. Especially when Alcohol is involved. Slang for Fag Magnet.
Date Written: September 21, 2005
Author: Pix
Comments:
09/23/2005 Klause Muppet: Perhaps you should put this in the glossary???
09/23/2005 Mr. Pony: Also, isn't this fairly well-covered by other glossaries?
09/23/2005 TheBuyer: Yes, but what if you're fagnostic?
09/23/2005 Dick Vomit: Fagorophobic?
09/23/2005 Will Disney: Fagnabit!
09/23/2005 Jon Matza: ooh, I love sniglets!
09/23/2005 Mr. Pony: I think this whole thing is extremely racist.
09/23/2005 Litcube: I'm a fagnet.
09/23/2005 Dick Vomit: hey matza! My favorite sniglet was PUPSQUEAK! That's that yelpy kinda peep that a dog makes when it yawns!
09/23/2005 Mr. Pony: I'm going to go with FUNCH, the act of rotating a pillow in order to find the cool spot.
10/7/2005 Pix: Christ, completely forgot about this after doing it loaded out of my mind one night. At least the lynch mob didn't come after me this time!