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This was my second time coming to Craig's Cafe, sitting by my lonesome, building up the nerve to ask Daffnee out. "You can't ask out waitresses!" Steve's voice rang in my head. Fuck Steve. I was going to do it. "Can I get Coke?" She looked up from her order pad, "Pepsi ok?" "Snoop Dog." "What?" "Ah, it's just something I say." "Whatever." Fucking Steve!