I have diarrhea.
So I go the pharmacy. There’re a few people in the isle, so I have wait about 10 minutes until they’re gone. I pretend I’m looking at antacids. Once they leave, I make sure that no one can see me reaching for the diarrhea pills.
Anyway, so I try to cover the box with my whole hand, because I’m like, standing in line, and there’s nothing but hot chicks everywhere. If they see me with diarrhea pills, I’m fucked (because they will know that I have runny poo).
The pharmacist at the counter is smoking hot. This is not cool.
I’m sweating. I get to the counter. She’s like, “Will that be every –“
“I have diarrhea!” I shout.
Date Written: August 26, 2005 Author:Litcube Average Vote: 3.78571
Comments:
09/5/2005Will Disney: Can't say this one did it for me, Guest Author, but I appreciate your honesty with the Acme community. I heard about this guy who had to go buy ASS CREAM and had a similar experience. Also, 'aisle'.
Love,
Disney
09/5/2005Mr. Pony (4): I say this one is simple and gets the job done (I exhaled sharply and unexpectedly at the end). Moments when I felt the narrator was trying to appeal and relate to me ("hot chicks", "runny poo" and "This is not cool") caused minor kinks in the ointment.
09/5/2005The Rid (4): I echo Pony's comments, except I just burst out laughing at the end.
09/5/2005qualcomm (4):
09/5/2005Klause Muppet (4.5): I feel bad for you.
09/21/2006the_fuckin_bob (3): interesting, its been a wile bro, how goes it?
09/21/2006the_fuckin_bob (3): interesting......... long time not see