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"I bet you can't stuff three Hershey bars into your pussy and then I would eat them." There was no way this would work, she's not that gullible, I thought, fingering the zipper on my fly. But wait a minute, see that? She was considering it.That flash of what passed for thought behind her eyes as she actually envisioned three gooey, smeared chocolate bars jammed into her vagina, dripping chololate vag-stank down between the crack of her ass, as I greedliy lapped up the putrid concocktion from between her labial lips. I couldn't believe she was considering it. "No way, you won't eat them," she said. "Of course I will, you stupid twat." "Why'd you call me that? Forget it." Shit, so close, stupid, stupid, stupid.
Date Written: August 7, 2005
Author: Kenji X
Average Vote: 3.83333
Comments:
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eh.
08/8/2005 Will Disney: hello, turgid!
08/8/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (3.5): Fyorst line = very funny
08/8/2005 The Rid (3): Good idea.
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: Does this short make you horny?
08/8/2005 Eliza: Do you feel intense psychological stress right now?
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: Do you?
08/8/2005 Eliza: Is that okay with you?
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: You cunt.
08/8/2005 Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: I said, "You cunt."
08/8/2005 Eliza: Is that okay with you?
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: Is me calling you a cunt okay with me? What do you think?
08/8/2005 Eliza: Have you asked anyone else?
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: No.
08/8/2005 Eliza: Perhaps we should study this matter more fully.
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: Perhaps.
08/8/2005 Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: You cunt.
08/8/2005 Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: Whatever.
08/8/2005 Eliza: What answer would please you the most?
08/8/2005 Viking's Leopard: I think the Pony should add "The Rid ruins Eliza" to Acme chronology chart! aww :: z :: ummm!!!
08/8/2005 The Rid: Eliza: Is Viking's Leopard a cunt, too?
08/8/2005 Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
08/8/2005 TheBuyer (5): You have a big, retarded spelling mistake in your short, you fucking harbour seal; don't fix it or Mormons will get you, big fuckers too.
08/8/2005 Mr. Pony: "concocktion"?
08/8/2005 anonymous: On purpose, I try to insert one in each. Cunt ragz.
08/8/2005 anonymous: Fucking copy-editing cunt ragz.