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Peter and Ann could hear footsteps coming down the hallway of the spaceship. “Oh no, it’s Dan,” Peter said. Just seconds before, in the heat of the moment, Peter had attempted to jizz on Ann’s boobs, but in the zero gravity environment, the jizz had just spread out into the air, and was continuing to spread. “Holy crap, we have to clean this place up,” Peter said to Ann. “You have to get rid of that jizz.” Ann zipped up her unisuit. There was only one way to do this. She started running around the room and capturing the floating jizz globules with her mouth. The footsteps in the hallway were getting closer. Peter watched her as she ran around. There was a knock. Ann took her last gulp. Peter hit the door-opener. Outside was an ensign carrying some conductor crystals. “You wanted these crystals at exactly 3:46pm, sir?" “Yes I did!” said Peter.