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“Ladies, lets call this meeting to order. Is anyone taking minutes?” Monique asked, rubbing her wet pussy. The room was silent. She rubbed harder. “I will,” Vanessa yawned. Darlene turned on the overhead projector and scrolled through the used transparency film. She stopped on a drawing of a penis. The room gasped. “Who's been doodling the dick?” Monique queried. Everyone looked down at their laps to avoid eye contact. Monique slammed her fist against the table. “Fine then, I guess you’ll all be licking my pussy until someone fesses up!”
Date Written: July 20, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 4
Comments:
07/26/2005 Will Disney: A joy to read!
07/26/2005 The Rid (4): Indeed, quite funny. Great last line.
07/26/2005 Mr. Pony: What kind of meeting is this?
07/26/2005 Jacob Starfish: What sort of meeting is this?
07/26/2005 The Rid: Hi, Jacob Starfish!
07/26/2005 Klause Muppet (4): Wow! Now this is something I can sink my teeth into.
07/26/2005 anonymous: Klause, I no longer doubt your sexuality.
07/26/2005 Klause Muppet: Oh. Well perhaps you still should.
07/26/2005 anonymous: Point taken.
07/26/2005 Klause Muppet: By the way, what are you doing tonight?
07/26/2005 anonymous: Meeting some friends around seven. You?
07/26/2005 Klause Muppet: I just thought you and I could... nevermind. You've got other plans.
07/26/2005 anonymous: Rain check?
07/26/2005 Klause Muppet: Please. I'll call you.
07/26/2005 Mr. Pony: Author, this short is crazy and weird.
07/26/2005 Litcube: Yeah, but I really like this short.
07/26/2005 Litcube (4): 4.23, Hawthoure.
07/26/2005 Litcube: I'm really curious who this is. I really like this short. It makes me feel fresh.
07/27/2005 Litcube: No. Fuckin. Way.
07/27/2005 TheBuyer: Klause is stretching out all over the place lately, eh. It's good.
07/27/2005 Litcube: He's a pretty dynamic guy, really.
07/27/2005 The Rid: Klause, I enjoyed not having my alter ego in this short.
07/27/2005 Klause Muppet: Should I kill him off?
07/27/2005 The Rid: I don't know. Is he played out? Or can you breathe new life into SFNM Rid?
07/27/2005 Klause Muppet: Breathe new life? Dude, he fucked Jawbreaker!
07/27/2005 The Rid: Well, if that's new life...
07/27/2005 Klause Muppet: I hope Jawbeaker would think it is.