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Danny wheeled himself to the edge of the cliff. "Hello!" he yelled into the abyss. "Hello," the abyss echoed back. "Danny!" he yelled into the abyss. "Retard," the abyss echoed back.
Date Written: June 28, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 3.625
Comments:
07/8/2005 Partytime: This short needs some nutmeg.
07/8/2005 Partytime: Meringue flew through the blades of the 1917 Perfex, scattering all hopes for a proper pie. Chef Danny Blurgeson was crustfallen. Later, as night fell like a meteorite, a drunken, tricycle-riding figure could be seen out by Clitellum Canyon. Danny wheeled himself to the edge of the cliff. "Hello!" he yelled into the abyss. "Hello," the abyss echoed back. "Danny!" he yelled into the abyss. "Retard," the abyss echoed back. "I Know!" screamed Danny. "Try and jump it sport," said the abyss. "I'll ne-never m-make it." wept Danny. "C'mon kid, it's easy as pie," said the abyss.
07/8/2005 Will Disney: Yeah, but did the abyss start to stare back into him?
07/8/2005 TheBuyer: Nice edit, Partytime, you got spunk.
07/8/2005 Mr. Pony (4): I found this short enjoyable, the lampshade on Partytime's head notwithstanding.
07/8/2005 Litcube (3.5): This is pretty sweet, I guess.
07/8/2005 Mr. Pony: It's a little pat, but I appreciated its simplicity.
07/8/2005 Klause Muppet (3): Yes, simplicity. And "retard" joke!
07/9/2005 Kenji X (3):
07/9/2005 Litcube: Klause said "retard".
07/9/2005 Klause Muppet: A Person with Developmental Disabilities... sorry.
07/13/2005 John Slocum (4): This is good, funny, short, sweet, to the point, pithy, terse, moribund, moricund, fecund, fecal. There, I knew I'd get there in the end.