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“You are an cunt, Ed Meese,” barked a defiant Commander Cain as the Battlestar Pegasus reached the apogee of its fatal spin that was the dreaded Death Blossom. Having destroyed Cain’s last four Vipers piloted by the brave yet fatalistic quartet of Feldspar, Lerpa, Sausage and S. Foot, the pentultimate battle was nearly over. “Repeat your last graf, Cain my Brother,” came the static-riddled reply from Meese, who had politically maneuvered his way into the chairmanship of the planet-destroying space station Wikipedia. With the Pegasus destroyed, nothing could stop him – nothing save Galactica. “Mulp,” Cain uttered while sipping his final Grolsch, a muppety look glazed over his face as he stared at his fading comm screen. “FU Meese. You were one of the good guys. ‘Tis the Rainbow Bridge for me now, no?”