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Okay so all these retards were on this bus. There was a fat mongoloid girl and her fat boyfriend and their names were both Patty. Patty's retardation is that he is deaf. There was this other kid with gimped emotions and only one knee named Ross, but he says he’s special, so Special Ross. Then there’s Leonard Freeze, that’s his name; generic tard. He has bunions, he sits on the back of the bus and plays with his feet.

The bus is from the Seansame Street Retard Hut [“Sane Sammy” is how that word is pronounced except run it all together like “sansammee”]. One time, the non-retarded bus driver was driving all the retards to the cliff park to see the kite flying show way up at the top of the cliff. He saw Leonard Freeze fucking around with his feet in the mirror and barfed on the windshield and drove off the cliff and he killed all the retards. The driver crawled away from the wreckage to a gas station because he lived. Then he invented Big Macs because when he was dying (he died by the way) he said to the guy at the gas station, he said, “Two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Leonard Freeze picking bunions on Seansame Street Bus” and that guy was McDonald.
That is why retards are always hungry.