AcmeShorts

There was a penis; let's call him "Dick."

There was a vagina; let's call her "Esther."

Dick's owner, a guy named Brian, inserted Dick into Esther. Dick fucked Esther really hard for about 12 minutes and came furiously. Brian screamed, "Yes! God!" and Esther's owner, Melinda, cooed, "Oh, baby, yeah, I need that hot cum!"

Some of the moisture inside Esther wasn't just semen or vaginal fluid, but Dick's tears. He was sad to see that semen go. If only Brian knew, but Dick never uttered a sound.
Date Written: June 10, 2005
Author: Mr. Critic
Average Vote: 4
Comments:
06/10/2005 Klause Muppet: Fuck, I should have patented *my* idea.
06/10/2005 Klause Muppet: That is using penis' in shorts. Which was my idea.
06/10/2005 The Rid: And a good idea it was!
06/10/2005 Dylan Danko (4):
06/10/2005 Klause Muppet (3.5): So he can't talk (which is redonkulous) but he can cry?!?! I liked the simplicity of it yet the feelings that it sparked inside me were very rich. I empathize with Dick.
06/10/2005 The Rid (4.5):
07/29/2005 Mr. Critic: Mimes cry. Why can't a silent penis cry, Klause?
07/29/2005 Klause Muppet: Oh! Hi again, Mr. Critic.