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Ian sat down on the metal chair. He looked up to see George sitting on his gold plated chair with lots of multicolored fluffy cushions. Behind George was a green screen that covered the whole office. George leaned forward and grinned. “So, what I want to do, Ian, is have you come back for the three films. Same character, but just younger. You know, a younger character even though you’re an older actor. We’ll touch it up in POST if we have to.” “Is there a script?” George tapped his oversized forehead. “It’s all in here.” “I dunno, George. A lot of my scenes were cut from the other films.” “Ian, baby, this is a whole new game. I have complete control this time. No fucking Studio Executives are telling me what I can and can not do. You’re going to be a star in the best films ever made” At that moment Ian decided to accept the offer. Not because he believed anything George said but because he knew how to work with George and make himself look good, unlike that fucking Ewan Mcgregor kid.