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"Hey, Jim," I said. "Does it really take brass balls to sell real estate?"

"That's what they say. What do you care? You're a blacksmith."

"Yeah. Well, I sorta had an accident with the forge last night."
Date Written: May 19, 2005
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 2
Comments:
05/19/2005 The Rid: Ha!
05/19/2005 qualcomm: ha ha.
05/19/2005 Will Disney: "But seriously folks, I *did* have an accident with the forge last night! It's really painful, actually!"
05/20/2005 Mr. Pony: I don't get it, Rid! You only decided that this was funny a full minute after you submitted it? That's weird!!!
05/20/2005 The Rid: Wasn't sure at first, Pony. Had to do a couple re-reads!
05/24/2005 John Slocum (2): I'll pop this cherry.
05/25/2005 The Rid: Slocum, you wound me. I think this short is just bad enough to be BEYOND votes.