Is my believability as a gnome crucial to this play's success? Or is the fact that my portrayal may matter so little to the audience at large that I put a disproportionate amount of focus on my own prominence (or lack thereof) at the expense of the cast and the play itself?
Is my hair thinning?
Is my love for the miniature guillotine I've created from popsicle sticks and paste, extremely accurate to scale, an indication of an unhealthy fixation on self-mutiliation, as I find my member magnetically drawn to its easy circumference, inevitably to be filled with penis-mashing blade? Or do I simply love the French culture in a sentimental way, as I attempt to create a revisionist history in which my tallywhacker is majestically saved, just in the nick of time, by the deus ex machina which is my thumb and forefinger?
Are those kumquats still fresh?
Date Written: May 3, 2005 Author:Turgid Average Vote: 3.7778
Comments:
05/10/2005Klause Muppet (5): A masterpiece!
05/10/2005Turgid (5): Now this is more like it.
05/10/2005The Rid (3): Mundane - mundane - psychotic - mundane (structure) is not shocking, funny, or, dare I say, "neat." Eh.
05/10/2005Klause Muppet: Oh no! Quick Guests, submit more shorts! We need to reach 10+ again!
05/10/2005Dave Heiny (3): Liked it till you went with the old "kumquat" standby. "Cum" "twat"...hehehe. Try the "pull my finger" one next as the big bang ending.
05/10/2005anonymous: Standby?
05/10/2005cuntry (3): paste is one of my 3 favorite words.
05/10/2005TheBuyer: Same goes for 'butternut squash'.
05/10/2005TheBuyer (4): Sorry, that butternut was for Dave.
Cuntry, yes, paste!
05/10/2005TheBuyer: Also, what are the other two words?
05/10/2005Mr. Pony (4): Third para' is a lot of fun!
Cuntry, yes, paste!