She sat there like a tumor. Benign, but irritating.
“Hey!” I screamed at her. “Get up, you fucking lump!”
She didn't move.
"Hey! I'm not going to ask twice!"
Nothing.
"Fine! Who's next?"
One of the children in the back hesitantly stood up. "I am, Doctor."
Date Written: May 2, 2005 Author:Klause Muppet Average Vote: 3.16667
Comments:
05/9/2005Turgid (4): Nice surprise.
05/9/2005Klause Muppet (4):
05/9/2005TheBuyer (2): ERROR! First off, cancer isn't usually benign, it's a cancer - that's why they call it that... think about dolphins, think about dolphins
Gosh darnit, close but no cigar! Better luck next time, fella/bitch!
05/9/2005qualcomm: feels turgidy/texxxlike, this one
05/9/2005The Rid (2): Yeah, the cancer description...that's clumsy and just plain bad. What's the point of this? To produce a laugh? Failed. To be an example of what it feels like to go to the doctor? Failed. The patient is dead? Asleep? Alive? Unclear.
05/9/2005Mr. Pony (2): COUNTER-ERROR!! No mention of cancer is made, and tumors can be benign as well as cancerous. That said, I am unmoved by this. It seems to be a fairly simple joke, but the writing/overwriting really trips it up.
05/9/2005Mr. Pony: Hey, qualcomm, shouldn't you be logging in as the you-know-what to suggest stuff like that?
05/9/2005Jon Matza: Are you saying this is about a birth, Pony? I don't see that.
05/9/2005Jon Matza: Turg for sure.
05/9/2005qualcomm: what are you talking about?
05/9/2005Dave Heiny (4): It flowed nicely like a 13 year olds first forray into menstrual bleeding. Fuck the "real" authors, they're jaded anyway. Nice job.
05/9/2005Mr. Pony: Hi, Dave! What do you mean by "jaded"?
05/9/2005Mr. Pony: Do you mean "awesome"?
05/9/2005Dave Heiny: why yes! Only "some" are left in "awe".
05/9/2005TheBuyer: Mr. Pony, I've been HAD! The cancer was removed, I promise this was edited. Unfortunately, I cleared my browser cache and cannot prove it.
05/9/2005Jon Matza: Speaking of which, if they can remove a foetus from a lady's putang why's it so hard to cure cancer? Doctors?
05/9/2005Mr. Pony: I'll field this one, Doctors. The reason that cancer is so bad is that it tricks your body into makeing [sic] more of it!!! with the killing of unborn babies it is different because a single baby in the womb makes it hard (difficult) for another of God's children to sperm his way up thru the vagina and into the birth canal and into the uterous [sic].
05/10/2005Turgid: You are all wrong.
05/10/2005qualcomm: yep. but you have to admit, i nailed your ass before. nailed it good. so.... are you texxx?
05/10/2005Turgid: I wish I were Texxx. That guy gets a lot of run on this site.
think about dolphins, think about dolphins
Gosh darnit, close but no cigar! Better luck next time, fella/bitch!