"I give the greatest blowjobs," said Jennifer. "My skills are legendary."
That was all well and good, but I had to decide what was more important: The best head ever or the best head ever from a legendary slut. In the end, I went with it.
And you know what? She did give the greatest blowjob I'd ever had. One might say it was "killer."
Now, you'd think since she was my older sister, that would be weird. But after the first deep throat I kind of forgot about it and just started fingering her asshole.
Date Written: April 24, 2005 Author:The Rid Average Vote: 3.2
Comments:
05/5/2005Litcube: Yikes.
05/5/2005Dylan Danko: Goodbye, Acme. I've enjoyed our time together and only regret having not posted more shorts. At any rate, it's been a pleasure.
05/5/2005Klause Muppet: Incestuous shorts are always good for a laugh. A very awkward laugh, but a laugh all the same!
05/5/2005Klause Muppet (4): I like the tone and the ridiculous ending, but that's just me.
05/5/2005The Rid: Her BJs are killer, but is she hot?
05/5/2005Dave Heiny (4): Interesting, you would think the younger sister was the better knob-jobber due to youthful enthusiasm.
05/5/2005anonymous: Clearly you've never been with an older woman.
05/5/2005TheBuyer: Dylan, hold the elevator, let's get a drink or something.
05/5/2005Dave Heiny: I've never been with a woman period, but what does my homosexual flambouyancy have to do with it?
05/5/2005Front: Don't know why I bothered to read this. Acme, I have lost hope again today. It will renew itself at midnight, as usual. In the meantime, anybody want a sandwich? I'm feeling nauseous.
05/5/2005anonymous: Turgid: It's cheap. Not lazy. Get it right.
05/5/2005Mr. Pony: Aside from this being a fairly regular take on the violating the incest taboo gag, this short bears the scars of some pretty bizarre choices ("One might say it was 'killer'," the "legendary slut" thing, etc). I remain unmoved, but I appreciate the effort, author.
05/5/2005Jawbreaker (3):
05/5/2005Jawbreaker: Oops... meant to put a 4. I owe you one!
05/5/2005anonymous: I can't help but think that the "I owe you one" thing is bogus. For everyone. Klause, what's your feeling?
05/5/2005Mr. Pony: Author, I'm not sure I understand why you would single out Jawbreaker like that. What do you have against her?
05/5/2005anonymous: I don't have anything against Jawbreaker. But I see the "I owe you a star" thing a lot, and since it has happened to me now (and maybe it has before, but it's definitely right in front of me here), I wonder: Do people ever pony up (no pun intended) the stars they say they owe?
05/5/2005Jawbreaker: If you are not going to believe me, Author, then that is fine. I thought you would know by now my word is in pretty good standing.
05/5/2005Jawbreaker: Or I could make this personal and say FU, here are your 3 stars!
05/5/2005Mr. Pony: ha ha
05/5/2005Klause Muppet: Klause feels happy! Hold them to their word, Author. Give them the respect they deserve.
05/5/2005anonymous: Jawbreaker, your wit is effing stupefying.
05/6/2005Mr. Negative: Hey, Turgid: You're a fucking idiot.