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I got raped once, and the whole time, the guy kept saying, "Shut up, you know you want it." And guess what? He was right. Thanks for the cock-stabbing! No means yes!
Date Written: April 4, 2005
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 3.4286
Comments:
04/15/2005 Will Disney: It's always nice to have a REAL SHORT ONE on a Friday...
04/15/2005 qualcomm (3): i hope you're not being sarcastic, author. sarcasm is a coward's weapon.
04/15/2005 anonymous: No, she really enjoyed it. No sarcasm here!
04/15/2005 John Slocum: QUALCOMM SPEAKS!!!
04/15/2005 Klause Muppet: Praise Jesus!
04/15/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (3): How many times did the fellow say "Shut up, you know you want it"? That will give us a clue as to how long the rape took.
04/15/2005 Klause Muppet: I hope this was written by a female. If not... argh!
04/15/2005 anonymous: Did you ever consider that the man was raping another man? Hmm?
04/15/2005 TheBuyer: Yes, but does he wipe his ass with his hand?
04/15/2005 TheBuyer (3):
04/15/2005 Jawbreaker (5): I laughed my ass off for some awful reason. Must be Rid.
04/15/2005 TheBuyer: good call, wanna bet?
04/15/2005 Jawbreaker: Sure!
04/15/2005 John Slocum (3): I'll bet it's Jawbreaker.
04/15/2005 Mr. Negative: Mr. Positive would look on the bright side of rape.
04/15/2005 Mr. Positive: Well, why not? Some people love rough sex!
04/15/2005 Mr. Positive (4): I love it rough!
04/15/2005 Mr. Positive: Doesnt anyone else like it rough?
04/16/2005 Jawbreaker: Mr. Positive you are disturbing me! I feel like your persona should enjoy calm, gentle lovemaking. Not rough sex! Rough sex sounds more like Mr. Negative.
04/16/2005 Mr. Positive: Calm gentle lovemaking is wonderful! Truly! But sometimes even the most docile person needs a cock-stabbing!
04/16/2005 Klause Muppet (3): "4/15/2005 9:45:07 AM - From Author: No, she really enjoyed it."
"4/15/2005 1:11:43 PM - From Author: Did you ever consider that the man was raping another man? "
04/17/2005 The Rid: Klause, I got confused. A thousand pardons.