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Crop’s flaggin. We could sure use some that piss uh God right 'bout now.

Umm…we could at that.

Yep.. Mmmh. I’m dry myself.

Shhheeeeyesss. I hear Hank Breyhoff got a coke machine. Right out there in the middle uh them fields he got from Gruder.

Must be runnin’ ‘er off the pump house.

Must be. Ain’t no other power out there, unless he’s runnin’ er off me-thane.!!!! He he he he he he he he he he yeeeeeee!

Oh brother. Eh he he he ah ha ha ha ha!!!!! hllecha... ehhloch hwoat huah. Jesus, I’m coughin’ gopher shit. We need some fuckin’ rain here.

Fuckin’ Mexicans.

Yep.

Hyeah.

Hank’s got some Mexicans.

I couldn’t have no Mexicans. I hate ‘em. You know, they breed.

He don’t have no choice. Needs hand weedin’ fer the milo.

He got milk weed up all again in there?

No, he got hisself some jimson.

Ain’t he growin’ fer ethanol?

Nope, feed.

Oh boy, then there ain’t nuthin’ worse than jimson in yer sorghum.
Date Written: March 25, 2005
Author: Partytime
Average Vote: 3.75
Comments:
04/4/2005 Partytime: Those silly farmers. They always put their suspenders on upside down.
04/4/2005 Will Disney: jimson, do you have any comment on this?
04/4/2005 Mr. Pony: What the...!?!
04/4/2005 The Rid: Hmm. This is really stupid.
04/4/2005 John Slocum: stupid but fun and funny.
04/4/2005 Litcube: I'm not seeing what's funny here. This is probably not the author's fault.
04/4/2005 Klause Muppet: Come on Litcube! "coughin’ gopher shit" - that shit's funny. Imagine coughin' gopher shit. Imagine coughin' any type of shit. Gee-Whiz that's funny. (I'm being serious)
04/4/2005 Litcube: This is a clear symptom of your medical condition wherein your humour organ and illogical organ both share a common sphincter.
04/4/2005 Ewan Snow: Ha!
04/4/2005 TheBuyer (4): haw haw haw
04/4/2005 Klause Muppet (4): What's illogical about coughin' up gopher shit? You should hear the shit that comes out of your mouth half the time.
04/4/2005 The Rid (3):
04/4/2005 grandpa: When I was stationed in San Diego the place was full of Mexicans and cripes you woulda thought we were in Mehico the way they carried on.
04/5/2005 TheBuyer: Where do Cripes come from?
04/5/2005 John Slocum (4): fun AND funny.