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Captain Victory snapped upright in his bed. “Ah! What a beautiful day! It is a perfect day to fight crime!” he said. He sat there smiling for a moment.

Captain Victory had no arms and no legs. Also, Captain Victory was blind. No matter! He had a special power: he could fly. Captain Victory was a super hero! He was a vanquisher of evil and a champion of justice!

In his bright red cape, Captain Victory flew around town for a while. He flew all over the place! But there was no crime to be fought today, for Captain Victory was blind, and had no arms and no legs.
Date Written: March 3, 2005
Author: Litcube
Average Vote: 4.3
Comments:
03/10/2005 Klause Muppet (4): Simple and Funny. Something about a man with no appendages makes me giddy.
03/10/2005 TheBuyer (5): big, fat, dribbley retard chuckle
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony (5): ha ha
03/10/2005 Mr. Negative: Captain Victory is a seriously deluded asshole. Fuck 'im.
03/10/2005 BOOTIEANDTHEHOFISH (4): This sure seems like Mr. Positive's handywork. Bootie likes the feelgood feeling.
03/10/2005 Jawbreaker (5): I heart Mr. Positive's shorts!
03/10/2005 Mr. Positive (5): Sorry all! Not me! But this is a wonderful short and the writer is billiant!
03/10/2005 anonymous:
03/10/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (3): Amusing. Was tempted to give a corrective 2 stars, but that would have been insulting.
03/11/2005 John Slocum (4): Disneyian.
03/17/2005 Ewan Snow (4): short and sweet.
03/18/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum (4):