-You’re probably one of those assholes who thinks that the heart of rock-n-roll is the beat.
Well, from what I’ve seen, I believe it.
-I suppose, then, that you also believe that it don’t take money, it don’t take fame, that you don’t need no credit card to ride this train.
Date Written: February 16, 2005 Author:Mr. Joshua Average Vote: 2.91667
Comments:
03/1/2005anonymous: So the premise of this piece is that Huey Lewis is named after Donald Duck's nephews?
03/1/2005anonymous: Vintage Suskin!
03/1/2005anonymous: why are we whispering?
03/1/2005The Rid: Doesn't the line go "The heart of rock 'n' roll is still beating?" Yes, I think so.
03/1/2005Jon Matza: Would it be petty of me to point out that this has been done before? (A-hole)?
03/1/2005Litcube: Rid: Dave Abruzzese or Jack Irons?
03/1/2005The Rid: Litcube: That's a tough one. Dave Abruzzese is a drummer with great technique - even if he's a little flashy - and he plays in front of the beat and propels things, whereas Irons plays with more feel and pulls things back. It depends on personal preference. I prefer the couple albums with Irons; I'm more of a feel drummer than a technique drummer, I guess. Do we not consider the contributions of Krusen or Cameron?
03/1/2005Litcube: Cameron's the obvious choice, no? I mean, the space that is the drummer there, was perfectly shaped as Cameron from conception of said space.
03/1/2005qualcomm: i've done some research and learned that you two are debating the merits of pearl jam's various drummers.
03/1/2005The Rid: Pretty good, Cube! I feel that Cameron, although he's played on some lacklustre albums, is the best drummer to come into the Pearl Jam camp. He's got the chops, the feel and the technique, and somehow puts his stamp on things without saying, "Hey, I'm Matt Cameron and I'm drumming on this album." Says me.
03/1/2005Dick Vomit: What about Joey Waronker, fagbots?
03/1/2005qualcomm: 'cept blood... blood...
from you-know-where
now i can't see i just stare...
(what a douche)
03/1/2005The Rid (2): This doesn't even approach the genius of Disney, I'll tell you!
03/1/2005TheBuyer: whatever Vomit, YOU'RE a waronker. HAW HAW HAW!
03/1/2005Dylan Danko: I'm appalled at what I've read below. My face is pale. Goodbye everybody.
03/1/2005qualcomm: FYC 4ever
03/1/2005Jon Matza: Best rock drummer of all time: Alex Van Halen
03/1/2005Dick Vomit: NEIL PEART, BITCHES
03/1/2005Mr. Pony: drumming is fucking stupid
03/1/2005anonymous: Wow, Z-Dog, I didn't realize that Acme beheld such a rich panthenon of rock-in-roll shorts. I titled it "Will Disney Fan Fiction" in refrence to this one, witch obveeosly escaped your attention, you super-flow maxi-pad. The J-Dog is right...when the Paradigm shifts, you're ass is grass. By the way, fucko, the Initiative has my support to. So get reddy to bend over, you nazi creetan.
03/1/2005Will Disney: I love the title of this Short!
03/1/2005anonymous: Yeah, Matza, we'll your to stupid to even respond in the appropreate forim!
03/1/2005Jon Matza: OK, I'll give you that one.
03/1/2005anonymous: You to, scoop
03/1/2005Mr. Pony: That's weird, it's like someone pretending to be Mr. Joshua and someone pretending to be TREE had a baby.
03/1/2005TheBuyer: and then shook it.
03/2/2005Streifenbeuteldachs (2):
03/2/2005Sergio (3): This is more like Disney Lite.None of the taste and no calories.
03/2/2005Jon Matza: ?!?
03/2/2005Mr. Pony: holy damn
03/2/2005Mr. Joshua: That's right, the J-Dog penned this P.O.S. Only problem is, if you're not in the Alliance, or behind the Initiative, you don't have a whole shit of a lot of redress now, do you?
03/2/2005Cyrus (5): Hurray! Mr J. you are clearly a leader of men.
from you-know-where
now i can't see
i just stare...
(what a douche)