Wilma was a woman. (Not to be mistaken with those genderless characters in other
shorts.) She worked in the accounting department at Nuggett and Nuggett. Her workstation was 2 cubicles from the coffee counter which made her one popular bitch.
Today was Staff Appreciation Day and Moria, the Marketing Manager, had come over to give Wilma a massage.
“That feels good,” Wilma said. She could feel Moria’s paunch against the back of her head. Moria was a tall woman.
“You know what would kick this Staff Appreciation Day into high gear,” Wilma teased.
Prepared, Moria reached into her breast pocket and pulled out a cigarette. She put it in Wilma’s mouth and lit it with her Scott Baio zippo.
Deaf Denise peeked over from the neighboring cube and waved for their attention.
“Gay with aids,” she signed.