“Dear,” called Tim’s wife from the kitchen. “Do you have any idea how this table cloth became soiled?”
“No,” replied Tim, naked and pooing on the sofa. Tim was reading the paper while completely oblivious to the fact that he was in a perpetual state of pooing.
“Well how am I going to get this out?” asked his wife.
“No idea,” replied Tim, completely absorbed in today’s sports section, still pooing.
Seriously guys. There was poo everywhere.
01/25/2005Streifenbeuteldachs: This one was a five in real life, too.
01/25/2005cuntry: nice. 4 stars for perpetual state of pooing.
01/26/2005scoop: My apologies Litcube. Wanted to give this a higher raitng but I was in the middle of writing real life funny story about a man who was fatally shot in Queens. Didn't have time to swap out your vote with someone elses. This comment should mean a lot to you since I am breaking my silence to make it, but more importantly since they will be the last I will ever udder on this site. Maybe. Besides this word -- udder.
01/26/2005qualcomm: by the way, last line ripoff. still excellent, though. asshole.
01/26/2005Litcube: Heh. I guess it is a ripp-off! And scoop, just where the fuck do you think you're going?