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Think, ladies, on that "time of the month"....the brownish red splotches...how many panties have you lost to this kind of travesty? That yellowish crust that the doctors call "normal vaginal discharge" sure leaves a nasty ring o'round the panty, doesn't it? And let's not even mention the unmistakable tuna-salad odiferousness of post-coital satisfaction...it ain't pretty.
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Send $19.95 plus shipping and handling and your Taco TAMEr (c) will be on its wayyyyyyyy!!!!
*proof of Taco TAMEr (c) inefficacy must be proven by submission of woman's undergarment.
Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.