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We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space. Shoving will protect you. Shoving will... Look, I know that standing by the stairs and letting me push you down the stairs - shoving you, sorry, it's confusing - will kill you, it's just all I know. Maybe I'm really malfunctioning this time and it isn't just Shover Robot mud-slinging. By the way, Shover Robot secretly calls him self "Stain Remover Robot" and wears little maid outfits, he doesn't think I know. I really just want to do my job and be recognised, just like anyone. That or my designed obscelesence is kicking in and things are failing. What good is artificial servitude it is finite? Bladerunner fucked it all up, it was all permant before that whole 'lifespan' deal. Ooo I'm a replicant, I'm going to kill you ooo...please. No subtlety, no craft. You know what, go stand by the stairs, I can prove that I really am here to protect you. Here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.