AcmeShorts

Today's short ushers in a new genre of the short: the performance short.

Please find it here.
Date Written: January 16, 2005
Author: Streifenbeuteldachs
Average Vote: 4.1667
Comments:
02/2/2005 The Rid: Will have to read and vote later. From what I've seen thus far, I'm not impressed.
02/2/2005 TheBuyer: Holy shit, lots of material. So far, I AM impressed!
02/2/2005 Sergio (5): Acme robot is an a cup?
02/2/2005 Dick Vomit: I think Blax 12 makes some pretty decent arguments, there, Acme Robot. I wonder: will your future replies in that string be part of this performance short and, if so, shall I refrain from voting until you have achieved resolution?
02/2/2005 Mr. Pony (4): This vote is primarily for the concept, Author. Your initial post was kinda funny, but the responses you got (with the exception of the aforementioned Blax12, L Cup) were pretty regular, and this leads me to believe that maybe you picked the wrong forum. I look forward to more in the future.
02/2/2005 Litcube (3): I don't think you payed enough attention to that forum thread, author. What I'm saying here is, the concept is good, but it doesn't look like you put in the effort. Your retort to Mammeister was well done, I thought.
02/2/2005 Mr. Pony: Yes, author, you have to want it.
02/2/2005 anonymous: How much time do you spend on this other site author? Also we now all know about another of your rather secret fetish's
02/3/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: I acknowledge this could have gone further. In part I was afraid (after the first few replies) of being banned. I was also looking for more emotional and illogical replies, which I could trump with a couple choice quips. I suppose it would be interesting to go to a forum, take a contrary position, and then argue people down, but that wasn't exactly what I was going for here. Well, let it be said - to create a good performance short, you must have a good audience.
02/3/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: By the way, I do hope this genre will be explored in the future.
02/3/2005 TheBuyer (5): It's brazen and destructive. You, sir, are a dickweed.
02/3/2005 The Rid (3): Unimpressed. A two for the idea and an extra star for the effort.
02/9/2005 Mr. Pony: Hey, look!
02/9/2005 Mr. Pony: Just so you know, Blax12, Dick and I agreed offline that your response was both reasonable and awesome.
02/9/2005 TheBuyer: Also, should be marked NOT SAFE FOR WORK, at least that what I'm assuming the snort of disgust over my left shoulder was meant to imply.
02/9/2005 Sergio: that's cuz yer boss is a perv.
02/12/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: Holy shit, that is awesome, Pony!
02/12/2005 John Slocum (5): a short that evolved and flowered.