I left Madeline for good this morning. When she adds weight to her body, the results do not show in her bosom, but only in her lower half.
April 9, 1913
Upon re-discovering the fact that a handful of salve can in no way compete with the inner workings of the vagina, I have decided to return, and promptly at that.
April 21, 1913
I depart once again from Madeline's overbearing embrace. As I have suggested before, I am not pleased with her appearance.
April 22, 1913
Perhaps a different flavor of balm than wintergreen would have suited me. Alas, I return again, hat in hand.
Etc.
Date Written: January 12, 2005 Author:Turgid Average Vote: 3.8571
Comments:
01/25/2005Streifenbeuteldachs: Petroleum jelly! Come on, that shit was around since 1878! What is this guy, a Luddite?
01/25/2005Streifenbeuteldachs (3): Still, it's no match for a vagina, I guess. This one was okay, I liked the "etc" at the end of it too.
01/25/2005Mr. Pony (4): It is abundantly clear that the author of this piece is concerned with addressing, using anecdote and parable, how we are experiencing and engaged in experiencing the fragile and specific nature of our unique human condizion.
01/25/2005Dick Vomit (4): a/a
01/25/2005Jawbreaker (4):
01/25/2005Litcube (4): Correct.
01/25/2005Pusher Robot: Humans must be shoved. They must go down the stairs