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Periwinkle. What was it about the purple grey that made Nelson shake? Just the mention of putty, the faintest whiff of lavender, and he was a quiver. It made no sense! He shook his head, smiling in disbelief. It MAKES no sense! He passed a purple-ish awning and got that familiar feeling. Oh my, he thought, oh dear dear me. Yes... Nelson stepped off the curb and looked both ways before squatting gracefully and delighting in the urine that soaked his pants from crotch to leg. Sweet, sweet salty syrup. Putrid protein-rich... piss? No, that was taking things too far.
Date Written: December 4, 2004
Author: cuntry
Average Vote: 2.5
Comments:
12/14/2004 Litcube: Whut the Eyuf!?
12/14/2004 The Rid: He became something that held arrows?
12/14/2004 Dick Vomit: :'(
12/14/2004 Mr. Pony: (): (no comment)
12/14/2004 The Rid (2): Mluh.
12/14/2004 Dick Vomit: HOW DO YOU CHANGE THE DAMN COLORS OF THE DAMN STARS
12/14/2004 Dick Vomit: Don't care.
12/14/2004 TheBuyer: (): What do you mean?
12/14/2004 Litcube: (): (no comment)
12/14/2004 qualcomm: ¦
12/14/2004 qualcomm: ¯¯¯¯¯
12/14/2004 hagit mizrachy (2): If my fourteen+ years in Kirby sales taught me one thing, it was don't sell something that's already been sold. In short, cut short the short, after "soaked his pants from crotch to leg."
12/14/2004 TheBuyer (2): bang on, hagit
12/15/2004 TheBuyer: hey cuntry, I owe you a star, my fake rating was better than my real one. sorry about that.
12/16/2004 Jon Matza (4): Underrated, though I agree w/Hagit about the ending point. Long live Nelson!
12/16/2004 Mr. Pony: Matza, what do you like about that ending? I would have liked this quite a bit without the last couple of lines.
12/16/2004 qualcomm: jesus, matza. you are so full of shit.
12/16/2004 Mr. Pony: So am I! Sorry to have wasted your time with that dumb comment, Matza. See, for some reason I misread "agree" (which you typed) as "disagree" (which you did not). I'm sorry! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!