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The bald headed butler slowly entered Adams cave. It was time for some dirty work at the crossroads so he played a little five against one and then introduced Charlie to Jack nasty face and began to mix the peanut butter.
This being the first time he had gone tooling in the woods, he had very little control of Beecham's pills and in no time at all he had spilled bull gravy all over the cabbage patch.

She was not impressed with his performance. Sending him off to find a towel wipe his cum off her vag she reached down and fingered herself to orgasm.

He had struggled to hold the shit in as he had fucked her but as he entered the bathroom he let go. His liquid crap sprayed from his ass and launched him straight into the drywall.

He realized immediately he was not going to be invited back.
Date Written: December 1, 2004
Author: TREE
Average Vote: 2.8571
Comments:
12/9/2004 TheBuyer (3): this is two in one. 2ish for the strange description, 4 for the exploding asshole. 3.5.
12/9/2004 Litcube (4): The first paragraph was pretty good, yet, with that in mind, while rolling into #2, the inconsistent tone becomes slightly jarring. I used my elbow and forehead to cover up the last three paragraphs, and rated. 3.7354
12/9/2004 The Rid: Again, tempted to 1-star. What the fuck is this?
12/9/2004 Will Disney: In the melded first two paragraphs, I think I was being transported to another world. I could have used a less 'erm' closer.
12/9/2004 Litcube: The Rid, in the first paragraph, the protagonist’s penis has entered the vagina. However, for whatever reason, it was time for some anal sex! So, with that tought, he pulled it out, whacked off a bit, and then pushed his penis inside his partner's anal cavity. Since he's never had anal sex before, he prematurely ejaculated!
12/9/2004 Litcube: *thought*
12/9/2004 The Rid: That all makes sense. But having it explained to me doesn't really make it any more interesting. Or funny. Am I in a bad mood today or something?
12/9/2004 TheBuyer: you need to take your meds.
12/9/2004 Litcube: The Rid: Yes.
12/9/2004 Mr. Pony (3): I kind of enjoyed the Chief Inspector Clouseau quality to this one, but man, these dry trombone punchlines are killing me.
12/9/2004 The Rid: Pony: In about two weeks I'm going to have a short you hate, then.
12/9/2004 Dick Vomit (2):
12/9/2004 Mr. Pony: Wah WAAAAAAAH
12/9/2004 Litcube: I figured: BWaaaaauhh BWAAAHHHhhowww
12/9/2004 The Rid (2):
12/10/2004 John Slocum: A little improvement?
12/10/2004 Litcube: I thought this might have been TREE. Well done, dude.
12/10/2004 Mr. Pony: A massive improvement over yesterday's crime against humanity. Not to bring that up again.
12/10/2004 TREE: My glee is mounting. Or perhaps I have mounted my glee.
01/31/2005 Mr. Joshua (5): Bull Gravy! Hahahaha. Choice imagery.
02/15/2005 Great Satan (1): Suck on this, fella!!! 666
02/15/2005 anonymous: This is me in Sergio's cunt!