Burt strode executively to the whiteboard and squeaked off the cap to a Dry Erase marker. "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Slow down, everybody! Timeout!" Burt was incredulous.
But, always in control, he spoke to those assembled in a level tone that conveyed fairness and authority. Never pointed the finger. What an awesome manager. "Ok? Let's back up. We all understand this is a crucial intiative. To grow our businesses, to broaden our brand, to service our audience in the manner they deserve--and to do all of this in a creatively challenging environment while meeting our quarterly challenges as outlined in our Goals Memo is foremost in everyone's mind. And I know performing up to one's potential can, at times, be rather exciting. However, there's a degree of civility I expect from each and every one of you and I most certainly demand that you respect each other. We may have conflicting ideas on how to approach our challenges, yes. And while those disagreements may add fuel our creative fires...we run the risk of getting burned if things get too...hot. Bottom line! We're all on the same team, people."
"Now, look." Burt squiggled some wet lines across the board then turned to face them.
"Ok? Alright? Now, let's try starting over. Susan, I believe
you were speaking..." God, was he mint?