“Supsilla Upsillatta, a rare hybrid created for the exclusive purpose of scoring with the ladies,” began Kronos, taking a deep breath in preparation for his declamation on the flower.
“How much d’ya need to water it?” asked a congenital douchebag in the front row.
“Half a teaspoon, three times a day,” answered Kronos, infuriated at the impertinence of the question.
The douchebag turned to the rest of the crowd and smirked. “Sounds like a pain in the ass, considering you gotta wlk through the hedge maze!”
Everyone laughed, and Kronoss, having a green thumb, bent the douchebag over and turned it brown.