I needed a T.A., so just last Tuesday, I found this undergrad at a bar. I think she used a fake I.D.
She was wrecked, giving me head, totally tied to a chair in my office, arms behind her back, loving every minute of it.
"Suck it!" I screamed. "Yeah, suck it!"
I pulled my cock out of her mouth and she drooled all over it. I started smacking her in the side of the face with it.
"Arf! Arf" she said.
I shouted at the top of my lungs. "Yeah! Yeah, bark like a dog, you filthy whore! Bark like a dog!"
"Arf!" she said with a little laugh. I stuck my cock back in her mouth, fucking the shit out of her throat until she gagged and puked all over my dick.
"Lick it up! Lick it up!"
She licked the puke off my cock and passed out. She'd do.
Date Written: November 16, 2004 Author:The Rid Average Vote: 2.3333
Comments:
11/24/2004Will Disney: I mean, I don't know that this one is "funny" per se, but I do appreciate the graphic sex and mysogyny.
11/24/2004TREE (3): what does the professor teach? why is he yelling?
11/24/2004TheBuyer: the Matza short from yesterday was ten times more graphic, violent, obscene etc... but it cares, you know? This, the diet version as far as violence and very bad things go, offends me. I think it's heart is in the wrong place.
11/24/2004anonymous: Buyer, I can appreciate that. This short is merely an attempt to write something dirty, nasty and hateful. Nothing more, nothing less. Why? I'm going through a break-up. *Sniff*
11/24/2004anonymous: Yeah! 5 star sympathy votes! We've all felt like this! Damn it!
11/24/2004anonymous: QC: Enjoyed your break-up short.
11/24/2004TheBuyer: so what happened?
11/24/2004Mr. Pony: I think everyone has a breakup short! You can get to mine by clicking the link in the previous sentence.
11/24/2004anonymous: Nothing much. We met. Dated on and off for about 2 years (a lotta break-up make-up). And I finally said I'm tired of feeling like I've had my guts kicked in. So we haven't talked in about three months. And I'm hurt and bitter. And I wanna call her. But I haven't.
11/24/2004anonymous: It's not that interesting, but there you have it.
11/24/2004TheBuyer: sounds like a bit of a rollercoaster. that's quite an emotional investment if it's still like that after three months. do you feel like a hostage to it?
11/24/2004anonymous: Hostage? Mmm...a little. That is to say, yes.
11/24/2004TREE: I don't mean to step on toe's here but...I would suggest not calling her until it's less painfull . At that point you can take greater pleasure in your revenge.
11/24/2004anonymous: Tree, thanks. Two things: 1) I don't plan on calling her, and 2) I'm not looking for revenge.
11/24/2004TREE: I'm sorry...I must have read something into this short that isn't there.
11/24/2004anonymous: Yeah, TREE, you lost me.
11/24/2004The Rid: I identify.
11/24/2004TheBuyer: three ways out of a hostage taking - force, bargaining, capitualtion - try to remember, don't bargain away your balls.
11/24/2004TREE: capitulation does not get you out of a hostage situation. It may even cause more serious abuse to the spineless f... that capitulated.
11/24/2004TheBuyer: stop squatting over my metaphor, douche.
11/24/2004anonymous: All - I appreciate the comments. But it's just a break-up. I'm not terminally unique; I'll get over it. Mostly by writing really nasty shorts.
11/24/2004TheBuyer (2): okay, cool. now, about this short - 'I think she used a fake I.D.' is right-bauer, the rest of it, not so much.
11/24/2004anonymous: If that line is right-bauer, is there a left-bauer? Euchre?
11/24/2004Litcube (2): I wish I had a breakup short.
01/25/2005The Rid: Man, this thing isn't just hateful. It's wicked hateful. Whew!
01/25/2005Mr. Pony: If you say so, dude.
01/25/2005The Rid: I do! Thanks for the support, Pony!