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Ramsay was a virgin with a remarkable mind who was attempting to build a woman, a piece at time, during his daily commute on the city transit system. He closed his handy travel-sized copy of Grays Anatomy, shifted in his seat and projected a beam of psionic energy down from his face. There in his lap manifested a small birth canal appropriately coated in mucus.

He opened his coat and put it with the clitoris, labia, and breast in his lunch bag. He sat back, steadied his mind and cranked up the Zappa in his portable compact disc player. The subsequent G-Spot Tornado in the isle was a massive hit.