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The Unlikely Story Of A Lying Shithead 'There's a big, goddamn dirtnap at the end of it, so why can't everyone just relax? There are people who get really mad when you say "fuck" on the television, or they won't let you say it, or something like that. These people must have no idea what is going on in the world. Nothing should shock you anymore. I got robot testicles, big whoop. Like to see em feed MY shit to the worms. I'm gonna flip the switch, go fuckin nukular last second. Oh yeah, anti-matter, no picnic.'
Date Written: November 9, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Comments:
11/9/2004 Jon Matza (1): sorry pal, I have two of these to give away.
11/9/2004 Dick Vomit (5): Affirm/agree.
11/9/2004 Litcube (1): Sorry, duder!
11/9/2004 Will Disney (1): Not all that much here worm-related!
11/9/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (1): wow
11/9/2004 Mr. Pony (1):
11/9/2004 cuntry (2): i like the robot testicles
11/9/2004 scoop: Fuck. I liked this thing.
11/9/2004 TheBuyer: Nukular.
11/9/2004 Litcube: Ah, that comment was funny.