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LOOK MOM!! She cried out as she slammed a small vase into her ass. "I can take it all without any tearing or bleeding" she said

Finally, her mom thought to herself, I don't have to clean the sheets every morning. Then smiling brightly "well baby maybe it won't be as long as you think"

Her daughter smiled, thinking to herself, my mom is the coolest.
Date Written: November 4, 2004
Author: TREE
Average Vote: 2.2
Comments:
11/11/2004 The Rid (1): Really, really bad.
11/11/2004 Litcube: Probably TREE again. "My mom is the coolest" did get a laugh out of me for some reason.
11/11/2004 scoop: Yikes.
11/12/2004 TheBuyer (4):
11/12/2004 TheBuyer: 2 star short at worst.
11/12/2004 Litcube (3): I think this particular short, now more than ever(!) (due to the late capitalization of the "her" in the last sentence), has some merit. Rid that was hardu.
11/12/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (2):
11/12/2004 Dick Vomit: I crap upon this copiously, but not without consideration. And I will not vote the 1Star I wish to vote so it will not be misconstrued as revenge voting. This is just plain old butt rot.
11/12/2004 scoop (1): Would you mind keeping it down a little there Dick Vomit?The authors are deliberting important matters of consequence far too grand in scale for your fun-sized guest brain to ever comprehend. Thanks a bunch for your consdieration.
11/12/2004 scoop: Would you mind keeping it down a little there Dick Vomit?The authors are deliberating important matters of consequence far too grand in scale for your fun-sized guest brain to ever comprehend. Thanks a bunch for your consdieration.
11/12/2004 scoop: Did you see what you made me do. Now just be a pal and stop making me repeat myself.
11/12/2004 The Rid: Litcube, upon further reading, I still think this short is dogshit. However, it's not necessarily 1-star dogshit. Perhaps it's actually 2 stars. I dunno. I still think it's really bad. Hence my use of the word "dogshit."
11/12/2004 Dick Vomit: Sorry, Scoop.
11/12/2004 Dick Vomit: Sorry, Scoop.
11/15/2004 Mr. Pony: Ah, the good old days, when Giants strode the Earth; eh, scoop?