AcmeShorts

Scrither Mcdago stood quietly waiting his turn in the change rooms. He was very excited as it had been months since he bought new underwear. When his turn came he skipped laughing into the room and looked smilingly at the full length mirror. He wondered to himself if everyone tried on underwear before they bought them. He dropped his pants and opened the package of bikini style as well as boxers and brief's he had also picked up a thong but decided it really wouldn't do what he required underwear to do. After slipping the briefs on and off he noticed they pulled some of his rather large collection of "dingle berries" off with them. No no this won't do he folded the underwear careful not to lose any shit drops and put them back in the packaging, careful to make sure it did not appear opened. After carefully adding a shitstain and or a handful of crunchy nuggets to each package he slowly eased the door handle into his ass spun a few times and dressed

he casually handed the packaged shitsmeared undies to the salesclerk "no these won't do" and quietly wandered back to his office in customer satisfaction department.