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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a little Lovin, The Bra came off and Jill looked at his crotch. Jack said, "shit why bother with the Bra" Jill Responded, "Hell, you ain't got no dick either" And so they lived happily ever after.
Date Written: October 9, 2004
Author: Pix
Average Vote: 2.6667
Comments:
10/20/2004 TheBuyer: Did they find a Lovin up there?
10/20/2004 Will Disney (4):
10/20/2004 Turgid: I'm having some trouble getting my head around this rhyme scheme (or lack thereof).
10/20/2004 The Rid (2): What the hell?
10/20/2004 anonymous: SHIT! I completely forgot about this thing, it was more of a place holder, somewhere I could edit. Geez time flies! Thanks Disney!
10/20/2004 Litcube: Every one of my shorts has been forgotten placeholders.
10/21/2004 Litcube: I've never crapped in my shorts.
10/21/2004 Litcube: (C, D, G5): Crapping in your shorts. La la la. Crapping.. Crapping in your shorts. Now there's crap in your shorts! Whada gunna do!? Keeeeeeeep crappin' in your shorts. La la-la la-la.
10/21/2004 TheBuyer: saaaay, can I use that?
10/21/2004 Litcube: (C, D, G5): Sure you can Buyer! Alla-godda dooo.. Is just keep ooon.. [everyone] Crapping in your shorts! la la-la la-la! Whada gunna do!? Keeeeeeeep crappin' in your shorts. La la-la la-la.
10/21/2004 TheBuyer: dude, we should totally jam.
10/21/2004 Litcube: Does Fitz still have the "jam space"?
10/21/2004 TheBuyer: If by "jam space" you mean "our horrifying, cold apartment" ya, he still lives there. My drums are still there. What did you think of this short? Pix is trying to get me to rate it a five, but I don't think that would be wise.
10/21/2004 Litcube: He mentioned that the neighbors didn't complain during jam sessions. I think his complaino-sensor is broken, and always has been. This short was absolutely splendid. It's a total fiver, for sure.
10/21/2004 Pix: Then lay five down ClitLube!
10/21/2004 Litcube (2):
10/21/2004 Litcube: I slipped!
10/21/2004 Pix: Didn't your mother ever teach you that its rude to jerk off and use the mouse at the same time?
10/21/2004 Litcube: Is that what your mother taught you? That's kinda creepy, Pix. Were you creeped out when your mother was giving you that lesson?
10/21/2004 Litcube: I'm sorry, Pix. Here, I wrote a song for you.
10/22/2004 TheBuyer: what a pretty song.
10/22/2004 Pix: Ha, Now thats funny.
10/22/2004 Mr. Pony: What we got here is about 4 vertical centimeters of Mr. Pony laughing out loud, a lot. Thank you, Litcube.
10/22/2004 Pix: Yeah maybe he should stick to writing songs for shorts instead of blaspheming Microsoft Paint.
10/22/2004 TheBuyer: best line "...wadda gonna doOOo"
10/23/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Can we have some sort of song section? That would be great.
10/23/2004 Litcube: Mr. Pony, you are welcome.