Wesley had strapped up his sister Emma and she was all ready to go. On her back was a board of balsa wood onto which he had taped 50 bottle rockets. In each of her hands was a Roman Candle. Up her ass were two m80 firecrackers.
Wesley handed Emma a box of matches and took another one for himself. He lit a match and proceeded to ignite the bottle rockets and the Roman Candles, leaving the m80s alone. Sparks and flashes rained down from Emma’s body. Slowly, she started rising up away from the ground and into the air, up toward the tree branches, up toward her beloved kitty cat, who was stuck up there. She was getting closer, and closer, only inches away. It was amazing! She was just inches away from kitty. But just as she was about to reach the cat, the uplift of the bottle rockets started to die out. She began to fall back to earth.
“FIRE THE AFTERBURNERS!” Wesley screamed.
Emma lit a match and fired up the m80s in her ass, which both exploded with loud report. Emma went sailed upwards. Simultaneously, she had a wonderful orgasm and her skin was nicely exfoliated. Without any trouble she took the cat from the tree and slowly descended back to the earth in a controlled manner.
Date Written: September 26, 2004 Author:Will Disney
Comments:
09/26/2004Will Disney (5): i can't believe she didn't get hurt here!
09/26/2004Mr. Pony (5): holy fucking crap
09/26/2004Litcube (2): Whoah. Hey!
09/26/2004qualcomm:
09/26/2004qualcomm (4):
09/26/2004Streifenbeuteldachs (5): Oh, well done. For some reason the word 'screamed' was really amusing, though I can't quite explain why. All in all a good short.
09/26/2004scoop (3): Excellent last line. Good descriptions.
09/26/2004Will Disney: close but no cigar. it's my own fault for giving scoop a good vote...
09/26/2004Streifenbeuteldachs: Man, that afterburners line still gets me. I think it's because of the irrational sense of urgency.
09/26/2004Mr. Pony: Dude, I was ell oh elling all over my desk. I think this is some of your best work.
09/26/2004Will Disney: i have to admit, i thought i had a win in the bag with this one. LITCUBE!
09/26/2004qualcomm: i thought this one was too "on message", but all's i had left was a 4, so f u, disney
09/26/2004Litcube: Yeah, sorry dude. Here I am with the new guy syndrome again. (fu scoop)
09/26/2004scoop: Me for President.
09/26/2004Litcube: ***SCOOP FOR PRESIDENT***
09/26/2004Streifenbeuteldachs: I gotta admit, I wondered why the M80s had to be up her butt and not attached to the board like the bottle rockets. I guess Wesley just wasn't that smart, or maybe, secretly, Emma liked it.