Peter had a goal: to spell out the Old English version of the Lord’s Prayer using only his own feces. And he had to do it in a twenty-four hour period, which meant he’d need a lot of shit. His plan was to accomplish this by downing a lot of fiber pills and prune juice the day before. Anyway the big day came and things were going well:
"Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum" he had written out.
Sadly he ran out of shit shortly after this point. All seeemed lost, until Peter decided to bend the rules and was able to finish the whole thing using a mixture of congealed blood and semen. And why shouldn’t that count ??!!
Date Written: September 21, 2004 Author:Will Disney Average Vote: 2.75
Comments:
09/23/2004Will Disney: pending shorts 0 !!!!
09/23/2004Joe Frankenstone (4): Next time try a Subway Veggie-Max (for more #2) and Leg Show (for more #3). Then Peter could have moved on to the Song of Solomon.
09/23/2004qualcomm (2): i like this even less than i would think i would.
09/23/2004Will Disney (3): i'll give it a 3.5!
09/23/2004TheBuyer (3): Frobscottle.
09/23/2004John Slocum (3): I'll split 2.5's with Vieux Été.
09/23/2004Litcube (2): Snozcumber.
09/23/2004scoop (2): While admire what I imagine to be an attmept to avoid Acme not producing fresh material for the first time since the great pain or whatever the fuck you old timers call it. That being said this is a real stinker.
09/23/2004Streifenbeuteldachs (3): The last sentence was redeeming.
09/23/2004anonymous: thanks streptococcus!
09/23/2004Mr. Pony (3): This one made me a little mad for some reason! Just a little, though!
09/24/2004Litcube: I have a friend? Who's Austrian? And I showed him the word Streifenbeuteldachs? And he said, "Dat doesn't mean shit." But he's guessing it has something to do with castration?