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Joe Strong’s car cut through the LA night, like pea soup. Was it was the night that was like pea soup or was it the car? It didn’t matter. Either way, things were fucked up.

He pulled up alongside the warehouse – there were no other cars around. He went inside and found the woman. She was all tied up.

“Oh, Joe, I’ve been poisoned! The only antidote is human sperm!” the woman cried.

Four and a half minutes later, Joe delivered the antidote, and now it was his sperm that was like pea soup. And because it was his sister who was tied up there, things were even more fucked up than before. Especially because he had liked it.

It was another bleak night in the big city. Joe had to ask himself if it was all worth it…
Date Written: September 8, 2004
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.1111
Comments:
09/10/2004 qualcomm (4):
09/10/2004 Joe Frankenstone (3): http://www.rollingstone.com/artist?id=907
09/10/2004 Joe Frankenstone: An edit: 4th graph, second sentence: And because it was his sister who was tied up there, things WAS even more fucked up than before.
09/10/2004 Joe Frankenstone: Also: I've not been around for a while, but if this is Disney, I propose a moratorium on a) characters named Joe, and b) semen, in his shorts. Unless he (or someone else) is doing some pomo thing with the anonymizer that I don't understand.
09/10/2004 Dylan Danko (4):
09/10/2004 qualcomm: have you said hello to your old pal matza yet, frankenstone? you know, he still loves you a bunch.
09/10/2004 anonymous: There will be no such moratorium!
09/10/2004 TheBuyer (5): Non-corrective five.
09/10/2004 qualcomm: hey author, is the second sentence's opening ("Was it was...") an intentional or unintentional error?
09/10/2004 Mr. Pony (4): noir noir noir noir
09/10/2004 John Slocum (4): gris gris gris gris
09/10/2004 anonymous: unintentional
09/10/2004 Jon Matza (5): Liked this. Maybe Joe tied her up himself? Five may be a gift, but I have a sense Disney (note reappearance on author list) could use a break.
09/10/2004 anonymous: thanks everyone!
09/10/2004 scoop (4): This is good. Tells a gripping tale in a short space.
09/11/2004 Benny Maniacs: Split sperm soup
09/12/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): I have a weakness for poisons where that antidote applies.