Henry liked to make wishes when he gave money to the homeless. He knew it was kind of corny and all, but hey, call him a sentimental guy. This particular fellow seemed especially needy: half-naked and hunchbacked, with long gray hair obscuring his downturned shameface. Henry dropped two dollars into the old man's hat and made his wish."Die, you wretched, homeless fuck," Henry thought. "Die."
Date Written: August 13, 2004 Author:qualcomm Average Vote: 4.125
Comments:
08/18/2004Will Disney: Who can blame Henry for that?
08/18/2004Mr. Pony (5): Hope is Dreams stitched together with Wishes, and smeared with Aspirations!
08/18/2004qualcomm (5): ha!
08/18/2004Pix (5): Hahaha! Everyone will wonder why I'm laughing while I walk to work today.
08/18/2004Great Satan (5): Cruelty. Death wishing. Both fully endorsed by the Dark Prince. 666
08/18/2004John Slocum (3): I find this only a little funny.
08/18/2004anonymous: Slocum, I failed to mention that the homeless gentleman was holding a bottle of 2004 Ripple.
08/18/2004TheBuyer (4):
08/18/2004Benny Maniacs (4): I liked the shortness of the short but didn't find the humor all that humorous.
08/18/2004anonymous: This fucking sucks! If I had the fucking vote, I'd give it a one!
08/18/2004anonymous: Who wrote this thing anyway?
08/18/2004anonymous: matza
08/18/2004Jon Matza (3): The anonymous attacks of these wounded guest authors are like nerf daggers to my heart! Author (Disney?): not bad but not altogether inspired. Henry's thoughts, while cruel, could have been more colorful.