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I’m just waiting to meet the right girl. Seriously, most of the girls I meet are totally stuck up. Or they won’t give mouth. Or both. I mean, if I want a nice girl who also knows how to use her tongue, but isn’t like a total slut. She should definitely have a vagina, don’t get me wrong, but there's more to a woman that. That's my opinion, anyway. You don’t like it? Eat scrota! Also, She ought to be good at pouring concrete. See I own a cement business. I know, I know, a lot of people have told me that that doesn’t matter, but I’m looking at six figures net this year, and that’s just on my own contracts. Add in my sub work and we’re looking at a hell of a lot of business. And you’re trying to tell me that doesn’t matter? And there was this chick I dated in Cleveland who would always make a big show out of picking up the check and opening the door for me. She would have been perfect, except the dumb bitch didn’t know the difference between cement and concrete.