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Jesus Fucking Christ, what have I done? Look at those gushing puncture wounds in your elbows!

Man I miss you, badly I might add.

Just another star crossed day of arms wide open and sporting wood. Look up at the piss water sky and tell me what have I done? No seriously, what I have I done to deserve this kind of rat tailed punishment?

Forgive me.
Date Written: July 8, 2004
Author: 25squared
Average Vote: 1.6
Comments:
07/12/2004 anonymous (3):
07/12/2004 John Slocum (1): Wow.
07/12/2004 Will Disney: i'm going to give this one a chance! let's start a dialog! what's this one all about, anyway?
07/12/2004 Mr. Pony: I'm with you, Will. It's good to give things a chance before dismissing them outright. However, I don't understand a word of it either! Does anyone have any ideas? It's not a tone poem, is it?
07/12/2004 qualcomm: how much of a chance do i need to give this? i've read it thrice and it still sucks.
07/12/2004 Craig Lewis: Seems like the author's got a kind of Ferlinghetti/Waits "beat" thing he's trying to do. ("Pisswater sky," etc.) In any case, it's awful.
07/12/2004 John Slocum: you could all save yourselves some time by being more like me.
07/12/2004 25squared (5): Painful to read indeed...much like watching the dissention among a gerbil colony in the ass of progression.
07/12/2004 Jon Matza: Come on, let's be fair. There isn't a single spelling mistake.
07/12/2004 qualcomm (1):
07/12/2004 anonymous: Ok, to break it down Marky Mark style: It's about some poor poetic dude who was forcefully thrust back into time to be the dude that had to nail Jesus to the cross. Being a poet he fuckin missed and blasted the nails through Jesus's elbows. So he waxes poetically about his mistake and seeks forgiveness...fucking poets who have never taken voc ed and learn to properly hammer.
07/12/2004 Mr. Pony: Rafus?
07/12/2004 scoop (1): Retarded.
07/12/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: So where's Bill S. Preston?
07/12/2004 Mr. Pony (2): Graaaaaah!! Beezerker Rage!!