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Professor Ehrlenmeyer's magic car can fly.

"Vrooooom," goes the magic car over your head!

Look how shiny its undercoating is! The car also has guns, lots of guns, two pairs of .45 caliber machine gun turrets adorn its stubby wings. It can tear enemy soldiers into more manageable pieces!

Here's the thing: the car is also not a bad chef! It can make okay eggs benedict and is getting the hang of julienning tomatoes. What the fuck?! This car can file documents, negotiate arbitrage transactions and tell the difference between real and fake maple syrup! I told you at the beginning it was magic, you jerk!
Date Written: June 10, 2004
Author: qualcomm
Comments:
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Yaaay!
06/10/2004 scoop (2): screw you you're the jerk, jerk.
06/10/2004 Jon Matza (3): Good: Erlenmeyer, arbitrage. OK last line. Too many exclamation points...tone reminded me of that raccoon short. Will clarify later.
06/10/2004 TheBuyer (4): uh ha...I know this is idiotic, but I laughed out loud first time through.
06/10/2004 Will Disney (4):
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 Will Disney: this short is right - i am a jerk!
06/10/2004 qualcomm (5): ok, ok
06/10/2004 Moe-Ron (3): Still with the maple syrup, The Lerpa?
06/10/2004 TheBuyer: Jon, you remembered.