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"There is little hope of ever making filthy each clean new Now," suggested Leslie.

"Why won't you make love to me?" asked Louis.

"It doesn't matter, remember what I told you. 'Making love,' as you put it, is just rubbing parts together."

"Yeah, but the hole, H-O-L-E, is greater than the sum of the parts."

With that Louis made a hole out of his thumb and index finger and vigorously 'made love' to it with his other index finger. His tongue stuck out the corner of his mouth and he furrowed his brow.

"How clever!" exclaimed Leslie as she unbuttoned her blouse.

Date Written: before 2002
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4
Comments:
02/23/2004 scoop (4): Rubbing parts together -- good one.
09/16/2004 TheBuyer (4): ignored and vigorous.
01/13/2005 John Slocum (3):
01/13/2005 qualcomm (5): what a great first line! what a lousy last line! corrective medication.
01/13/2005 qualcomm: my edit:

"Let's make love," suggested Louis.

"It won't matter," said Leslie. "'Making love,' as you put it, is just rubbing parts together."

"Yeah, but the hole, H-O-L-E, is greater than the sum of the parts."

With that Louis made a hole out of his thumb and index finger and vigorously made love to it with his other index finger. His tongue stuck out the corner of his mouth and he furrowed his brow.

"There is little hope of ever making filthy each clean new Now," Leslie said mournfully, unbuttoning her blouse.
01/13/2005 Ewan Snow: Well the last line of the original is not quite right, but I sort of like the idea that Louis' finger humping changes Leslie's mind, which I guess your edit preserves. I don't know, I think I still like the clean new now line first. Maybe Leslie just should unbutton her blouse without saying anything...